The only thing stupid here is the culture that shoves all these stupid expectations and guilt-trips down our throats. I'd like to throttle whoever thought it was a good idea for couples to start their married lives with humongous wedding debts.

I'd also like to wave my magic wand over everyone in your life who's stressing about the trappings and make them relax and give you space to just enjoy yourself.

I'd like a pony, too, but just for my sister.