I happen to know that you are a devoted cell phone mommy. You have a cradle for it in a car, and talk to it and check in with it so often. You've taught in a bunch of words and it responds to your voice. In our trip to Pennsic last year, it soon became clear that I would not compter with your cute cellular companion.

(just kidding, sweetie. To be fair, I was just as hooked to mine a few months later)