...Cookie Monster is being sent into dietary rehab.

Wow. That so sounds like a headline from The Onion.

Well, so long as they keep his passion for cookies, I don't really care if they cut down on the quantity, or have some healthy-eating discussions, or throw in the occasional 'C is for Carrot'.

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OK, maybe I do mind that last one.

(O blue-furred Dionysian friend - who will show us the joys of unfettered indulgence as you once did?)