I understand the reasons why shoe clearance would matter, and it comes up for me often with garb (especially the grey dress I have on infinite loan from Isabel, which I like to wear to balls but is a tripping hazard).

But... I have several friends planning weddings right now, and noting the infinite details that seem to crop up makes me think I would lose my already tenuous grip on sanity if I had to think about any of them. The thought that I might someday have to worry about shoe clearance as a wedding issue makes my brain's eyes cross.

Then again, I suppose all I'll really need is my Swarovski tiara.