Mistaken Identity
You Know Burlesque Has Become An Intrinsic Part Of Your Life When....
you see a giant hairy millipede curled up on your bathroom floor and your first thought is 'gosh, I hadn't realized that one of Honey's false eyelashes must have gotten stuck on my skirt. I'd better grab that!'
The shriek when I realized what it actually was (about a heartbeat before I picked it up, thank god) may very well have woken the neighbors three houses away. Luckily, my angel of a husband has learned to distinguish between the 'I am in pain' scream and the 'Ohmygod Big Hairy Bug!' scream, and handily dealt with the invader while I stood in the hallway with my eyes closed, whimpering like a little sissygirl....
you see a giant hairy millipede curled up on your bathroom floor and your first thought is 'gosh, I hadn't realized that one of Honey's false eyelashes must have gotten stuck on my skirt. I'd better grab that!'
The shriek when I realized what it actually was (about a heartbeat before I picked it up, thank god) may very well have woken the neighbors three houses away. Luckily, my angel of a husband has learned to distinguish between the 'I am in pain' scream and the 'Ohmygod Big Hairy Bug!' scream, and handily dealt with the invader while I stood in the hallway with my eyes closed, whimpering like a little sissygirl....
