Wasn't it just last month you were telling us how relief work was eating too much time, and keeping you from all your projects? Go with the flow, since clearly relief work is much like the tide (except perhaps less predictable).

Wishing to be an Oscar Meyer weiner seems to me like selling one's soul to the devil or making a bargain with an evil genie. All they think about beforehand is being universally loved, forgetting that the majority of all Oscar Meyer weiners come to a rather unfortunate end.

You could use the extra time to hatch evil plots. Just sayin'.