ladysprite (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ladysprite) wrote2005-06-03 12:23 pm
ladysprite) wrote2005-06-03 12:23 pm
The Unpleasantness of Reality
For a few months now I've been basking in the simplicity, freedom, and delight of being self-employed, working as a relief vet. Unfortunately, now I've run head-on into the down side of this career choice, namely figuring out my own taxes.
Okay, I need to pay quarterly taxes - I can handle that. It shouldn't be too complicated; the Estimated Quarterly Tax form is only one page. Simple, yes? I'm fairly adept at arithmetic, I've kept careful records, and I'm giving myself almost two weeks to work on it.
Of course, each line of the form references a separate form that has to be filled out first in order to come up with the base numbers, each of which in turn references another two forms that have to be filled out, And in all of these forms and references, there are even more details that are never actually mentioned. Meanwhile, most of them don't even apply to me, since I have to fill out the same paperwork as people running corporations, but I need to fill them out in order to determine that I don't have to fill them out.
And then, when I finally give up and call the IRS, I'm told that I needed to do this back in April. Even though I only became self-employed in March, even though I filed a regular tax return in April, even though I wouldn't have had anything to pay beyond a few dollars. When confronted with this information, the tax guy on the phone just hemmed and hawed at me.
I've done as much of the paperwork as I can without my hubby's info, and I've come up with a reasonable number, and I've set aside the funds to pay it. I'm not sure whether I should be paying a quarter or a half, since I didn't make an April payment, but.... I'll figure that out. And then I'm hiring an accountant, or a tax preparer, or something, to rescue me next quarter. Because this has managed to reduce me to a whimpering pile of frustration like nothing else in the world, in record time.
Okay, I need to pay quarterly taxes - I can handle that. It shouldn't be too complicated; the Estimated Quarterly Tax form is only one page. Simple, yes? I'm fairly adept at arithmetic, I've kept careful records, and I'm giving myself almost two weeks to work on it.
Of course, each line of the form references a separate form that has to be filled out first in order to come up with the base numbers, each of which in turn references another two forms that have to be filled out, And in all of these forms and references, there are even more details that are never actually mentioned. Meanwhile, most of them don't even apply to me, since I have to fill out the same paperwork as people running corporations, but I need to fill them out in order to determine that I don't have to fill them out.
And then, when I finally give up and call the IRS, I'm told that I needed to do this back in April. Even though I only became self-employed in March, even though I filed a regular tax return in April, even though I wouldn't have had anything to pay beyond a few dollars. When confronted with this information, the tax guy on the phone just hemmed and hawed at me.
I've done as much of the paperwork as I can without my hubby's info, and I've come up with a reasonable number, and I've set aside the funds to pay it. I'm not sure whether I should be paying a quarter or a half, since I didn't make an April payment, but.... I'll figure that out. And then I'm hiring an accountant, or a tax preparer, or something, to rescue me next quarter. Because this has managed to reduce me to a whimpering pile of frustration like nothing else in the world, in record time.
Estimated taxes paid quarterly
There are two ways to figure estimated taxes: 1) Do all the math and worksheets and figure out what you're really going to owe (as if you know that in advance--really!) then divide into the 4 equal parts and pay on the due days.
2) Just pay what you owed the year before, divided into 4 parts and paid on the due dates. This way is much easier, and will be available to you the second year you have to do it. This will avoid penalties and interest, even if you owe more than you paid in est. taxes if you file by April 15th. (If you make lots more this year than last, I think 50,000 more, then you have to pay 110% of the previous year's taxes in order to avoid penalties and interest, but this is unlikely to apply to you--I've never had it apply to me, even.) This is the easier option that I use, and I recommend it.
And BTW, once you've made estimated tax payments for one year, they'll send you the forms and envelopes with your name already pre-printed on them for the next year.