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[ladysprite]

Can't update, life has gone crazy.

Not enough time to eat, or sleep, or breathe. But I do have enough time for sudden, life-changing experiences.

And so, my friends, I bring you the Good Word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I want to believe.

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