Maybe spiritdance kindly did all the normal diagnoses and told all her clients to hold off on the Wacky Cases until you came, so you'd have some entertainment?

Or one of the hurricanes dropped a Somebody's Weird Problem field in WV on its way to extratropical status?

Or your vet-school alma mater has a Medium-Distance Weird Problem Field that's interacting orthogonally with spiritdance's Rural Vet Anode Emitter?

Or it's spiritdance's cats who are jealous of David Samuel and are creating a massive Disturbance of the Force?

Time for Lou and Peter Barryman's "Speculator," I think...