Huh. Last time I went to Hootenanny, they were catering to the breakfast-cereal and sock-monkey T-shirt crowd, and according to Hubba-Hubba's web page they do corsets, leather, and vinyl clothing. Not exactly my cup of tea - like I said, I just don't have the figure for that sort of thing.

I think I probably just need to accept the fact that the current trend in dance-getup just isn't suited for me, and give it up.