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ladysprite ([personal profile] ladysprite) wrote2007-12-11 07:50 am
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Only In My Brain

Anyone can dream about totem animals. It's a standard symbol.

But it takes someone truly.... special, I guess, to dream about totem vegetables.

Noone wanted the iceberg lettuce as their totem - it's kind of the frog of the vegetable world, not as trendy and hip as the other options. I'm not sure why, though; Joe Two Spears, Broccoli Warrior doesn't sound any more prestigious. Tasty and nutritious though they may be, I'm pretty sure almost all vegetables are intrinsically uncool....

oh oh oh, a challenge!

[identity profile] cristovau.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Take some salt in your hand
Add it to a green that's bland
Spinach or a fine, small pea
But don't you mess with broccoli.

Try eggplant for a snack
Buy some peppers by the pack
Vegetables aren't wild & free
Except the bravest brocolli.

All the veggies can agree
One deserves a jubilee
All hail the totem brocolli...

Re: oh oh oh, a challenge!

[identity profile] gmkieran.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO!!!! Apparently there was more than one filk hiding in there! Thank you!!! That was much fun!