ladysprite: (momongo)
ladysprite ([personal profile] ladysprite) wrote2009-07-30 08:24 am

Mistaken Identity

You Know Burlesque Has Become An Intrinsic Part Of Your Life When....

you see a giant hairy millipede curled up on your bathroom floor and your first thought is 'gosh, I hadn't realized that one of Honey's false eyelashes must have gotten stuck on my skirt. I'd better grab that!'

The shriek when I realized what it actually was (about a heartbeat before I picked it up, thank god) may very well have woken the neighbors three houses away. Luckily, my angel of a husband has learned to distinguish between the 'I am in pain' scream and the 'Ohmygod Big Hairy Bug!' scream, and handily dealt with the invader while I stood in the hallway with my eyes closed, whimpering like a little sissygirl....

[identity profile] madamruppy.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If it helps, i would have screamed too and would possibly have been clinging to the ceiling to get away from it.