Celebrity? I was 12 when Star Wars came out in 1977. Three guesses, and the first two don't count. (Hint: I had absolutely no idea that my first celebrity crush had serious alcohol problems. And it wasn't the hairstyle, either.)

IRL: M., a cellist who was thoughtful, quiet, and had (and presumably still has) a mental spine of steel. I've generally been attracted to women with character.