Similarly, all those women in '70s photos wearing the go-go boots with the four-inch-thick platform soles? Bakers, every single one of them.

(The crochet hook is a nice touch. I've seen similar things done to very fetching effect with pencils. Nothing says "hot 'n scholarly" like a slightly disheveled impromptu chignon secured with a #2/HB Dixon Ticonderoga.)