I don't believe Tristan would be offended; after all, you should always mount a scratch monkey:

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/scratch-monkey.html

In the meanwhile, I hope everyone involved becomes more comfortable one way or another, and that you get a sufficient supply of hugs from your local peeps.

As for your Arthurian naming convention, may I suggest "Cath Palug"? It'd give the wee girl a strong model to aspire to...