What if God is real? Or gods, or whatever? For all my spirituality, at my heart of hearts I'm more agnostic than anything else - I choose to believe, but I know it's a choice, and there is always a teeny part of me that wonders, what if I die and it turns out that God really *is* an old guy with a white beard who wanted me to call him one particular name.

Or, what if he's Mickey Mouse? Or nothing? Or just a big face? Or a roulette wheel? Or a telepathic conglomeration of everyone who died before? Or something I can't even imagine?