Alas, I'll warn you, all of these will likely have absolutely no meaning to anyone who wasn't there at the time, but have become in-jokes and catchphrases....

1) "There's no Y in Mesmer!"
2) "The Phantom of the Opera is there... inside my pants!"
3) "I wanna go to Smooookey Boooones!"
4) "Darling, you know I don't drink beer."
5) "Fleming...."

(explanations available for any and all, though I can't guarantee they'll make sense.)