It is a crime against nature and humanity that I cannot write my medical record entries with glitter metallic gel pens.

It truly is. Those things are awesome.

3) So far I continue to fail in my attempts to start a singalong while waiting in line at the checkout, regardless of store. Clearly, I need to try harder.

Do you shop at Trader Joe's? teddywolf did get a singalong going there with the cashier at least once.