At least you had the decency not to post pictures of Mr. Soggy. I'm not sure whether that would have been adding insult to injury or the other way around.

I remember a sentiment, attributed to Mark Twain, to the effect that one should not take too much learning from an experience, lest we be like the cat who sits on a hot stovetop. The cat will never again sit on a hot stovetop, and this is good -- but he will likely never sit on a cold one either.