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ladysprite ([personal profile] ladysprite) wrote2005-02-05 09:50 pm

OnThe Other Hand

Sometimes, though, being overly imaginative and unable to turn off your ability to visualize can be rewarding.

Like when I went to the grocery this afternoon and, while wandering through the produce section, found the big sign for 'Broccoli Rabbi.'

I was unable to find any of the employees for the department to inform them that that is not, in fact, the plural of rabe....

[identity profile] jadasc.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Mazel-tov-bing-bing-BING!
Richochet Rabbi
mermaidlady: heraldic mermaid in her vanity (Default)

[personal profile] mermaidlady 2005-02-06 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I once saw a sign in the produce department for "Erotic Passion Fruit"...

[identity profile] cyan-blue.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Bwah...

[identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
You know, that may seem funny to you, but that's just because you've never tried to line up someone to do a bris for a green vegetable. If you had, you'd be GRATEFUL that the broccoli rabbi was so thoughtfully marked with signage.

[identity profile] sdorn.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That just ... splutter splutter ... uh ... leaves me speechless.

[identity profile] edschweppe.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, that may seem funny to you, but that's just because you've never tried to line up someone to do a bris for a green vegetable.
Until just now, I never thought to wonder if the Jolly Green Giant was circumcised.

[identity profile] vettecat.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I do wonder sometimes whether anyone checks those signs before they go up...

[identity profile] deguspice.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
GIF! GIF! GIF!

Re: You Got It!

[identity profile] deguspice.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's well done.

Re: You Got It!

[identity profile] quietann.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
snerk....

[identity profile] sdorn.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Was this the watercress I planted,
Was this the cabbagehead from seed? ...

[identity profile] edschweppe.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
FWIW, one of the local supermarkets just finished an expansion and remodeling project. Now, one of the aisles is clearly marked "Stationary" - which, I suppose, is to reassure folks that it won't be moving any time soon.