2011-07-06

ladysprite: (Default)
2011-07-06 04:54 pm
Entry tags:

Balance

Oh, New York City Ballet Workout, where have you been all my life?

For the past year or more, I have been on the hunt for the Perfect Workout. One that's challenging but not grueling, that's enjoyable, that doesn't feel like candy-coated toxic medicine or phony garbage, that I feel *good* about doing. And while I've ultimately found about a half-dozen or so that fit this bill, I've found a heck of a lot more that fail spectacularly and in many ways. Today, I think I added another one to the Good list.

No neon costumes. No plastic smiles and perky exhortations to zip up my inner girdle or cutesy references to 'tummy toners' or 'fanny busters' or forced artificial fun; no suggestions that this is a party or a game or anything else that it isn't. No indication at all that I have any sort of relationship with the disembodied voice explaining to me what a grand plie is, or how to do a front attitude. Which is perfectly fine by me.

There was enough stretching - this in and of itself is nothing short of a miracle. The dance steps were actual dance steps, and yet there was no suggestion (as there is on most of the utterly dork-tastic hip hop workouts I've tried) that I could take these moves to the club and stun the opposite sex with my faboo maneuvers. And most of all, the exercises were actually in time to the background music, a rarity that makes my teeth and brain ache whenever it's missing.

I know I'm not a ballet dancer. I know I'm light years away from looking anything like the models in the video. And yet I feel so much better, and more graceful, and happier, after doing this... it's not the sweating, quivering, delicious full-body ache I get from an hour of circuit training, but it's an entirely different flavor of goodness. Like lemonade, instead of Jolt cola. I think I need to buy a copy....

(And as an aside, a world of gratitude to the Minuteman Library System and its interlibrary loan policies, its enormous collection, and its branch less than three blocks from my house. I don't know how I'd survive without all of that....)
ladysprite: (DiscoTurtle)
2011-07-06 11:20 pm
Entry tags:

Grumpy

Dear So You Think You Can Dance,

This season blows.

Please start introducing some variety. I just went back and counted; this season about half of the routines for each episode have been contemporary/lyrical/jazz. We've had a grand total of 1 ballroom and 1 Latin routine each episode. I have nothing against contemporary/jazz, but it's getting repetitive and boring. Also, we have several couples that, in four episodes, have had NOTHING but contemporary/lyrical/jazz routines. Way to push them out of their comfort zones.

It wasn't always like this. Back in seasons 3 and 4, we had maybe 2 contemporary/jazz routines per episode. Now? We're four weeks in and we haven't had a single tango. Or a rumba, or a paso doble, or disco, or mambo, or krump, or swing.

The judging is a farce. They don't even bother discussing the dance; it's mostly Nigel mugging for the camera and Mary screeching or weeping. They talk about the costumes more than the motion. And the most telling thing is that even the judges can't keep the contestants straight; when your judge admits halfway through her critique that she can't even remember the girl's name, or when they praise the contestant for a routine they didn't even perform in, you know that even they're just phoning it in.

Pretty please, give us something worth watching next week? And next season, if you don't throw some more unique and varied dancers in, I am totally over this show. As it is, it was only the bribes of David Bowie and Eartha Kitt that got me through tonight's episode.

Oh - and what is it with the ball-busting man-hating, killer grrrl routines this season? It's becoming kind of boring and cliche.....

No love,
me