It Just Figures

[ladysprite]

How lazy, or overstressed, does one's subconscious need to be in order to saddle one with a dream where you are told that, sorry, your dream isn't ready on time and you'll need to wait in the lobby and read some magazines until either it's prepared or you're done sleeping for the night?

On the other hand, at least my wacky brain is still living up to expectations - the main article in the magazine I was reading included a piece on how to keep your feet warm now that it was illegal to wear otters as socks.

(And this is yet more proof that I'm *never* going to be a lucid dreamer - even when my own mind tells me that I'm asleep and dreaming, I can't figure it out and do anything about it....)

Comments

[rickvs.livejournal.com]

> it was illegal to wear otters as socks.

This message brought to you by the Otter Lobby to Introduce Weasels as Footwear: "Weasels. The Otter White Meat".

[citabria]

the main article in the magazine I was reading included a piece on how to keep your feet warm now that it was illegal to wear otters as socks.

Well, I never really thought about it before, but I guess otters *do* look sort-of sock-like.

[gmkieran.livejournal.com]

Otters would make terrible socks, anyway!!! They'd be always running off to chase something or take a swim or something! you'd never get anywhere you were intending to go. Weasels would not be appreciably better in this regard.

[corwyn-ap.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a doctor's dream (nightmare?)...

[thebeardedone.livejournal.com]

"the main article in the magazine I was reading included a piece on how to keep your feet warm now that it was illegal to wear otters as socks."

You do realize that we, your not-so-humble LJ fans, expect to read this article the next time you post fiction here. I'm guessing it includes the note that "otters get cold feet on occasion also, and the new ban has been especially hard on them."