Lair of the Lost Girl

I read an article in the newspaper last summer saying that the average cost of a wedding (this is the *average* right? That means some are even *more* expensive) was something like $30,000. This is insane. People want to see you get married, they want to share in that. Most of them don't care too much about the trappings, as long as *you* are happy. Don't feel too bad.