Maybe you need a scarecrow like object to keep the landscapers away. I'd suggest a Martha Stewart doll.
Martha Stewart may be scary. But I think the big guy who is the other half of the gardening team, standing there ready to stuff the business end of the weed whacker someplace interesting before turning it on would be better.
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Re: How green was my garden
Date: 2004-07-28 09:35 am (UTC)Martha Stewart may be scary. But I think the big guy who is the other half of the gardening team, standing there ready to stuff the business end of the weed whacker someplace interesting before turning it on would be better.