I am very sleepy....

My boyfriend has a catalogue of mostly useless items. It has fuzzy pez dispensers. I think these are very clever. I think fuzzy chocolate dispensers would be even better. Fuzzy dispensers, I mean, not fuzzy chocolate. Fuzzy chocolate would be bad.

You could work it sort of like those dogs with little barrels of whiskey. Have a dog, with a tray on his head, with all sorts of chocolate. Eric says to just have a dog with a little barrel of cocoa, but that's far too dull. Bunnies would work, too. Bunnies with perky ears - you could tape a chocolate lollipop in each ear. I think this is a marvelous idea.

Only when I am extremely tired do I realize the true depths of my genius.

I want gummi bears. My boss says that if you put gummi bears in water, they grow huge. And their color leaches out too, so you get giant soft pale gummi bears. I think this is a marvelous idea, too.

Sausalito is a fun word. So is chinchilla. I could say it over and over.... I can sing it, like the mary poppins chimney sweep song - chin-chilla-lee, chin-chilla-lee, chin-chin-chill-ee....

Brown has become an intrinsically funny concept. My boyfriend says this means it's time to go to sleep....