Wacky Adventures Revisited

It was pointed out to me last night, once again, that there are people reading this journal who haven't been exposed to all of my Wacky Adventures In Veterinary Medicine. This, in turn, reminded me that way back at one point I had decided to rescue my more interesting tales from the newsgroup where they were posted, but never quite got around to finishing this task. So, in the interests of keeping these stories safe for posterity, I have rescued another one...

( Cut-tagged for those Callahanians who have already read it, or for those just plain not interested.... )