Apologies in Advance

I don't usually pick up on memes - I find it hard to believe that people really want to know what color socks I'm wearing (white, with pink toes and heels), or what my high school mascot was, or which Hogwarts house my cat would be sorted into. But I've seen one recently that has caught my mind, and if nothing else it's a good reminder to myself of how far I've come, and how much I've accomplished. So.... where have I been over the past ten years?

( Cut-tagged, for those who really don't care.... )