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Idle Speculation
Apr. 7th, 2005 08:07 pmDoes anybody really, honestly wish they were an Oscar Mayer weiner? I mean, are there actually fairies and genies in magic-land running around granting wishes who then wind up having to turn people into hot dogs? It seems to me that there would be much easier and more desireable ways to make everyone be in love with you.
This is what happens when I have too many days off. I need more distractions, quickly.
Relief work really doesn't feel like work, right now. Part of it is that my schedule is amazingly light for April, leaving me working one or two days a week at best. Part of it, though, is the utter absence of boss-stress. On the other hand, this has been replaced by deciding-whether-to-take-a-full-time-job stress. As much as I hate myself for not being able to decide promptly, my wembler nature has taken over. I need to decide quickly, though; anxiety nightmares are starting.
Oscar Mayer Weiners don't ever need to make difficult decisions. I probably shouldn't follow that line of thought. Besides, right now I think I bear a lot more resemblance to a brown-and-serve sausage - crispy on the outside, strange and mixed up on the inside.
I need dinner, and a nap.
This is what happens when I have too many days off. I need more distractions, quickly.
Relief work really doesn't feel like work, right now. Part of it is that my schedule is amazingly light for April, leaving me working one or two days a week at best. Part of it, though, is the utter absence of boss-stress. On the other hand, this has been replaced by deciding-whether-to-take-a-full-time-job stress. As much as I hate myself for not being able to decide promptly, my wembler nature has taken over. I need to decide quickly, though; anxiety nightmares are starting.
Oscar Mayer Weiners don't ever need to make difficult decisions. I probably shouldn't follow that line of thought. Besides, right now I think I bear a lot more resemblance to a brown-and-serve sausage - crispy on the outside, strange and mixed up on the inside.
I need dinner, and a nap.
