Sorry, Wrong Address

Okay, 'fess up. Have any of the recent or soon-to-be moms reading this been having rather unusual and out-of-context anxiety dreams lately? Maybe involving doing surgery on an animal you've never heard of, with a procedure that you accidentally forgot to study, and then realizing halfway through that not only did you forget to scrub in, but you actually forgot to get dressed that morning, so you're stuck performing a gall-bladder removal on a lionbear in your fuzzy bathrobe using a Fisher-Price doctor kit?

If you have, please let me know and I'll come and take the dreams back, because I think I got yours in mistake, too. For the past couple of nights I've been having ludicrous baby-related anxiety dreams - having to take care of a baby that I just happen to find, having its face slide off or shrink up and flatten out until there's nothing left of it, realizing suddenly that I haven't changed it or cleaned it for days, and then having the faceless squishy baby roll away from me while I desperately search the filing cabinet for baby wipes and only finding stereo manuals and stickers.

So anyway. I would be quite happy to get these dreams the heck out of my head, in exchange for the sort of nightmare that I've grown used to and comfortable with. Please, just tell me where and when I can come and make the trade....