Thinking Is Overrated

Ah, Cartoon Network, you are truly the insomniac's friend. Not only are you the only channel not showing infomercials at 4:30 am, but at that hour anime marathons and reruns of Transformers are about all I have the brainpower for. Interesting enough to stop my mind from running in circles, but not so fascinating that I don't eventually doze off, at least for a few minutes here and there.

Clearly, you serve a vital purpose in our country, and one I have not properly respected until now.