She's A Superfreak

Nothing in the world will make you quite as invisible as riding the subway while wearing black satin hiphuggers, a silver sequined tube top, an acre of glitter, purple yarn ponyfalls, and a fox tail. I honestly think I could have started ritually murdering my fellow passengers and people would still have gone to great lengths to studiously fail to notice my existence....

(What? It was Forbidden Planet Theme Night at the local goth club. And I didn't have a pocket to put the fox tail in when a friend gave it back to me.....)