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Return Requested
Jan. 28th, 2010 05:12 pmDear Powers That Control the Universe:
I would like to return this Raging Head Cold [tm] that has been delivered to me.
The Raging Head Cold [tm] is not what I requested from your Intangible Benefits and Goods Department. I believe, if you recheck the paperwork, that you will find that, in fact, I requested a Good Job For My Husband.
A Raging Head Cold is not in any way, shape, or form at all like a Good Job For My Husband, since one involves fever, loss of sleep, trouble breathing, and lost income after being sent home early, and the other involves... well, a job. For my husband. That has nothing to do with fevers or mucus, and much to do with project managing and income and a sense of well-being. Raging head colds do not provide a sense of well-being.
I am a member in good standing of the Wishful Thinkers society, and have not made too many unreasonable requests of your department. I trust that you will correct this error posthaste.
Thank you,
me.
I would like to return this Raging Head Cold [tm] that has been delivered to me.
The Raging Head Cold [tm] is not what I requested from your Intangible Benefits and Goods Department. I believe, if you recheck the paperwork, that you will find that, in fact, I requested a Good Job For My Husband.
A Raging Head Cold is not in any way, shape, or form at all like a Good Job For My Husband, since one involves fever, loss of sleep, trouble breathing, and lost income after being sent home early, and the other involves... well, a job. For my husband. That has nothing to do with fevers or mucus, and much to do with project managing and income and a sense of well-being. Raging head colds do not provide a sense of well-being.
I am a member in good standing of the Wishful Thinkers society, and have not made too many unreasonable requests of your department. I trust that you will correct this error posthaste.
Thank you,
me.
