Day 1 at Current Clinic: Staff warns me that Office Cat is incredibly shy and timid, and that she probably won't show her face as long as I'm around. About an hour later, Office Cat comes down into the area I'm using, timidly sniffs at my bag, and then starts headbonking my ankles.
Day 2: Office Cat drags her favorite toy downstairs to the area I'm working in and meows until I take it to the back staircase to play with her.
Day 3: Full-time office staff start making complaints of Alienation of Affection towards me, citing that Office Cat is now shunning them to cuddle me. Office Cat is too busy doing donuts around my ankles to comment.
Day 4: I have only been able to type this because Office Cat has been temporarily exiled upstairs; I am now incapable of working while she is around - she will step on keyboards, knock over bottles, and trample charts and journals until I sit down so she can curl up on my lap and knead and drool.
What am I, the Pied Piper?
Day 2: Office Cat drags her favorite toy downstairs to the area I'm working in and meows until I take it to the back staircase to play with her.
Day 3: Full-time office staff start making complaints of Alienation of Affection towards me, citing that Office Cat is now shunning them to cuddle me. Office Cat is too busy doing donuts around my ankles to comment.
Day 4: I have only been able to type this because Office Cat has been temporarily exiled upstairs; I am now incapable of working while she is around - she will step on keyboards, knock over bottles, and trample charts and journals until I sit down so she can curl up on my lap and knead and drool.
What am I, the Pied Piper?