They had this skit on late night TV. Maybe it was SNL, maybe not.
This guy wanted a wife, and the "Wizard" said "no one can find you the true love and companionship that one needs in a wife...
"But here's twenty bucks and a phone number to get you started."
And while I agree that the universe does not precisely owe you happiness, and while I think that the true way is to find and remove the barries that hold us back from true happiness, right now, I think that's way too difficult and the universe should just get off its ass and get you the corset.
(Does the universe have an ass? Can it *get off* it's ass? And does the universe fart out of its ass after eating a nasty bean burrito? Would we know? And does the All You Can Eat Bean Burrito place have an exception for if the universe should pop in for a few?
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Date: 2007-01-19 07:28 pm (UTC)This guy wanted a wife, and the "Wizard" said "no one can find you the true love and companionship that one needs in a wife...
"But here's twenty bucks and a phone number to get you started."
And while I agree that the universe does not precisely owe you happiness, and while I think that the true way is to find and remove the barries that hold us back from true happiness, right now, I think that's way too difficult and the universe should just get off its ass and get you the corset.
(Does the universe have an ass? Can it *get off* it's ass? And does the universe fart out of its ass after eating a nasty bean burrito? Would we know? And does the All You Can Eat Bean Burrito place have an exception for if the universe should pop in for a few?