And We're Back!
Nov. 18th, 2010 07:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladyspriteWith all the junk going on in my life lately, I've been having nightmares again for the past few weeks. Which is a pain in the butt, but survivable - I've had chronic nightmares most of my life. Unfortunately, the ones I've been having lately have been.... well... lame. Dreams about work, or being chased by snakes, or boring crap like that. Just not up to my usual standards.
Last night, though, I dreamed that Alton Brown had his left arm bitten off at the elbow by an evil carnivorous coffee table/jacuzzi hybrid that ate his mermaid girlfriend while he was trying to make marshmallow marigolds for my graduation party.
Now that's more like it! Thank you, subconscious, no more phoning it in! If I'm going to have to put up with nightmares, the least you can do is make them so utterly bizarre that I can confuse my husband and entertain myself for the rest of the day by poking at it and trying to figure out where the hell those images came from....
Last night, though, I dreamed that Alton Brown had his left arm bitten off at the elbow by an evil carnivorous coffee table/jacuzzi hybrid that ate his mermaid girlfriend while he was trying to make marshmallow marigolds for my graduation party.
Now that's more like it! Thank you, subconscious, no more phoning it in! If I'm going to have to put up with nightmares, the least you can do is make them so utterly bizarre that I can confuse my husband and entertain myself for the rest of the day by poking at it and trying to figure out where the hell those images came from....
