I still maintain (if only for the comedy) that the reason can be perfectly bland...
{cue Weird Al voice} "It's a quarter after one, there's a big hairy bug and I need you now. I said I wouldn't call, but the toilet's overflowed and I need you now. And I don't know what to do about it, I just need you now..."
But then, if I'm getting a drunken call at that hour, it really is probably more about moving furniture, so my view on the topic is perhaps a bit askew.
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Date: 2011-11-09 02:39 pm (UTC){cue Weird Al voice}
"It's a quarter after one, there's a big hairy bug and I need you now.
I said I wouldn't call, but the toilet's overflowed and I need you now.
And I don't know what to do about it, I just need you now..."
But then, if I'm getting a drunken call at that hour, it really is probably more about moving furniture, so my view on the topic is perhaps a bit askew.