Important Questions

[ladysprite]

There are certain questions that I am fairly certain only ever come up in my dreams. Questions like whether being gummed on by a zombie baby would pose any actual risk of zombification. Also, whether my irresistability-to-babies-and-children would make me a particular target for zombie babies and children (my subconscious seems to feel that the answer to the latter question, at least, is yes).

Then again, only in my dreams would the primary Zombie Resistance Army be called the Sushi Ninjas. (I have no idea of how raw fish is supposed to help them fight zombies; they wouldn't tell me. They were kind of pretentious.)

I'm not sure whether this was better or worse than the nightmare where Matthew Broderick was making me turn him into my vampire blood-slave, but either way, it's been a week for bizarre dreams....