The Turtle That Wouldn't Die

It has come to my attention that, in the hectic mess that has been the last week or four of my life, I have not managed to get around to writing about some of the bits of wackiness that I encountered at work. From day to day, work hasn't honestly felt that wacky or amusing, but in retrospect I have to admit that there have at least been some fascinating and colorful cases. Like, for example, Speedy - the Lich Turtle Of Doom.

( cut-tagged for those who aren't in any shape to read about death, in any circumstances.... )