Memo To Myself
Dear Brain:
You can either
A: Whine incessantly at me about how overweight we are, or
B: Whine incessantly at me about how annoying it is that our new Size 2 jeans don't fit because they're too baggy at the waist.
Choose one. You don't get to have it both ways; they just don't share a reality. And the jeans are a lot more objective.
I don't know about you, but I'm going to go put on a tight sweater and some lipgloss and enjoy a Good Hair Day while it's happening.
Love,
The Girl In The Mirror
You can either
A: Whine incessantly at me about how overweight we are, or
B: Whine incessantly at me about how annoying it is that our new Size 2 jeans don't fit because they're too baggy at the waist.
Choose one. You don't get to have it both ways; they just don't share a reality. And the jeans are a lot more objective.
I don't know about you, but I'm going to go put on a tight sweater and some lipgloss and enjoy a Good Hair Day while it's happening.
Love,
The Girl In The Mirror