Things That Should Exist

After spending far too many nights kissing my husband goodnight and realizing that my blueberry-flavored lip balm and his peppermint chapstick are just two great tastes that do not belong anywhere near each other, I have come to the realization that there is a niche that is screaming to be marketed to there -

The world needs Couples' Lip Balm packages. Because, well, unflavored chapstick is a lot like rubbing a candle on your mouth, which is just icky. But buying flavored stuff leads to problems like ours. And yeah, you could just both buy the same flavor, but it would be a heck of a lot more fun to, say, get chocolate and peanut butter. Or strawberry and vanilla. Or honey and almond. Or... a whole bunch of things. Yummy lip balm, yummier kisses, everybody wins.

It seems like a good idea to me, at least....