Mistaken Identity

You Know Burlesque Has Become An Intrinsic Part Of Your Life When....

you see a giant hairy millipede curled up on your bathroom floor and your first thought is 'gosh, I hadn't realized that one of Honey's false eyelashes must have gotten stuck on my skirt. I'd better grab that!'

The shriek when I realized what it actually was (about a heartbeat before I picked it up, thank god) may very well have woken the neighbors three houses away. Luckily, my angel of a husband has learned to distinguish between the 'I am in pain' scream and the 'Ohmygod Big Hairy Bug!' scream, and handily dealt with the invader while I stood in the hallway with my eyes closed, whimpering like a little sissygirl....

Flashback Meme

Okay. I know this one went around a while ago, and I didn't jump on the bandwagon then, but.... well, I could use it now. Because I'm stumbling hard on my goal of being nice to myself, and I know that I'm not seeing myself through unbiased eyes, so I need y'all to help me. I don't need pandering, or stroking, just... an outside viewpoint.

If you had to pick one word to describe me, what would it be?