Sulky And Shameless

[ladysprite]

I'm a good person, right?

I make the world a better place. I save lives. I fix tiny, tiny puppies and little fluffy kittens. And bunnies, too. Can't forget the bunnies.

So..... the world owes me happiness, right?

And, given that I am not happy right now, and the ephemeral things that I need in order to be happy right now aren't particularly forthcoming, the world and fate owe me material happiness. Right?

To be specific, the world owes me a Brute Force Leather Victorian Underbust corset. Size 20".

It makes sense to me.

Actually, I'm even of the rather arrogant opinion that this might just give the world a chance to make at least a few people rather happy. And my husband deserves some cheering up right now, too.....

While I'm at it, I think the world owes me a new pet snake, a full night's sleep, and some peace of mind, but I'm not holding my breath.....

Comments

[keshwyn]

Indeed. What filkertom said. You are the perfect shape for you. (Perhaps a bit more muscle would not go amiss, but only if it were the sort that helps you avoid future manglement of your knees.)