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Conversations With My Husband, part 7031

A (perusing the cabinets this morning): What should I have for breakfast?
Me: You could have.... monkeys.
A (looking slightly confused): Monkeys?
Me: What, you don't like monkeys?
A: .....I don't think we have any monkeys.
Me (sighing): Did you eat them all already?
A: No....
Me (stomping my feet): Well, I find it hard to believe that they all went bad already. Damnit, I just bought them!
A: Maybe they escaped?
Me: *sighs, tries to pass him the cornflakes, and collapses in helpless giggles*

It's a good thing we're married to each other, because we'd likely drive anyone else mad....
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