Mutually Compatible Crazy

[ladysprite]

Conversations With My Husband, part 7031

A (perusing the cabinets this morning): What should I have for breakfast?
Me: You could have.... monkeys.
A (looking slightly confused): Monkeys?
Me: What, you don't like monkeys?
A: .....I don't think we have any monkeys.
Me (sighing): Did you eat them all already?
A: No....
Me (stomping my feet): Well, I find it hard to believe that they all went bad already. Damnit, I just bought them!
A: Maybe they escaped?
Me: *sighs, tries to pass him the cornflakes, and collapses in helpless giggles*

It's a good thing we're married to each other, because we'd likely drive anyone else mad....

Comments

[antoniseb.livejournal.com]

Being happily married is good!

[madamruppy.livejournal.com]

Yes, we have discussions like that around here too. :)

[dagibbs.livejournal.com]

:)

[ladyqkat.livejournal.com]

Wuffs!, Meows!, and nonsense syllables, not all at the same time, around here. Tonal inflection carries a lot of meaning.

[aries-walker.livejournal.com]

Do you have any barrels? Maybe they're hiding in there.

[denimskater.livejournal.com]

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Silliness is good.

For us (when there was an "us") it was generally moose. With hand gestures. (Moose antlers with hands....or half a moose each.)

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

Ooo, ooo! That reminds me, I have ask citabria if she remembered to wind the giraffe.

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

I find it hard to believe that they all went bad already.

I'm imagining monkeys in leather jackets, hanging out on the street with zip guns and switchblades.