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Showers.

I was raised Jewish, and someone - I don't remember quite who - told me when I was very little that Hitler killed all the Jews by telling them that he was sending them to the showers, and then poisoning them with gas.

I was all of four or five years old, and somehow this all mushed together in my exceedingly hyperactive imagination, until I was quite certain that Hitler was going to sneak into the bathroom and swap out the water in the shower for poison gas, and kill me because I was Jewish. I refused to take showers until I was... I don't remember how old; at least eight or nine. I'd only take baths instead; for some reason they weren't nearly as scary. I think the shower curtain was part of it; there's something about the limited field of vision that makes it entirely possible for stealth Nazis to invade without your notice.

Of course, I was also terribly afraid of monsters, the basement, sentient green ooze, triffids, and one particularly unusual Shel Silverstein poem, and my sister spent at least a year afraid of Jesus (another friend explained that He would take her to burn in H-e-double-hockey-sticks for being Jewish).

We were odd children.....

Date: 2010-04-22 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aries-walker.livejournal.com
I have to know which Shel Silverstein poem.

Date: 2010-04-22 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladysprite.livejournal.com
Popsicle.

I got a copy of 'A Light In The Attic' when I was about 4 years old, and for some reason that one just freaked me the heck out. There was an illustration of a unicycle with a guy's head on it, that was incredibly disturbing, and the thought of losing control of how you talked upset me beyond all reason.

See above note about me being a strange child. :)

On the other hand, I still adore most of his other stuff....

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