ladysprite | I Am Clearly Misinterpreting This

Okay - so I'm working the late shift today, which means that I'm spending my morning tidying up, going running, and (now) sitting around on the sofa eating a late breakfast and watching Supernatural reruns. This, in turn, means that I'm treated to the delight of daytime-tv commercials. Which mostly seem to advertise lawyers, diet aids, and distance learning programs.

I was just treated to an ambulance-chaser commercial which included the suggestion that 'If you or a loved one have suffered (symptom X), (symptom Y), or death, please call our offices.'

And all I can imagine now is a line of zombies, ghosts, and other similarly-deceased folks trying to get through to Kimball And White's Posthumous Barrister Services, or something like that. And how do ghosts use the phone, anyway?

(In other news, I adore this show. Dean Winchester is my hero.)