Limits To My Dedication

[ladysprite]

I had some downtime at work today, so I got the chance to catch up on some of my professional journals. And, in doing so, I ran across an article about the importance of performing a full physical exam on all patients.

In particular, it went on to define a physical examination as 'the routine assessment of a patient by using our five senses...'

I would like to take this opportunity to state that, no matter what anyone, up to and including the licensing board, says, I AM NEVER LICKING MY PATIENTS.

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[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

"I biopsied his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Tststststsss."